Comment from boby
i want you
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hello Kira did not know anything about you is something I've done or is for any reason.
rioja you DIGE iva seriously but I do not think you or I imagine a person as beautiful as me that never can be.
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Yes, H.E is a champion 'piss taker'! Some great characters in his repertoire. Some 'Brit based humour!//
I like Higgins, Ludlum(RIP), Lustbader- for realism. Colin Forbes(RIP) was ok but a bit 'twee'
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There must be something wrong with me!The scouse stuff is cool & I could understand every word they said.I think Blackout was a bit better than firefight.Checked out scouse alphabet,quite funny.
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SOE, what you think of the 'Harry Enfield' sketches on U Tube?
Just watched another cracker--'Scouse alphabet'-- link here: (copy & Paste) -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBYlXfjKru4&feature=related/ -- p.s. Reminds me to get 'firefight' from library. What you think of 'blackout'?
to top ^Comment from bagoes33
you make me horny babe
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Just finished yesterday the new book by Chris Ryan"Firefight",not bad at all.I'll get on to Google & youtube.
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SOE, (And anyone else who appreciates a good laugh!) just watched a funny 'scousers (harry Enfield) sketch', link is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3NqLjPGRds&feature=related
There are also some other scousers sketches on right of that one--enjoy!
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Soe' -'Billy Connolly'?! --now you leave my 'lookee likee' alone ! -lol!
Seriously though, apart from the beard, we have a lot of things in common- amongst which: Scottish and Irish (West coast no less)- grandparents, similar sense of humour, similar 'troubled' upbringing, similar birth weight (B.C. was 12.25lb, I was 12.75lb--he says he was 'born already wearing his school cap and uniform'!!)
RE '3 Scousers' try Googling 'Harry Enfield'(Just done it-Wikepedia has a great bio of him) Some great characters he created: 'Only me!!- now you really didn't want to do it that way', 'the Scousers', 'the posh-Tim,-dim but nice','Julio Geordieio'-Newcastle footie player, etc
p.s. Just reading a book, SAS troup, are trapped in Falklands after the Argies have re taken them--set in 2011. US Seals are going in to rescue them.
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I don't think we ever got him in Oz,may have been on Auntie ABC,but they usually had shite programs,so could have missed it.Just checked it on U-tube,was never in Australia,probably 'cos no=one could understand them.I understood them,which is very scary- unless they didn't talk scouser.Do you think the tall geek looks like Billy Connolly?
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Used to have a pal who was a Scouser. Must admit that he was difficult to understand at first. He was life & soul of party though.
//Do you remember that famous comedy sketch by Harry Enfield-- 'the 3 scousers'?!
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Do you understand Scouse? I once worked with a Liverpudlian & it took 3 months before I understood clearly what he said the 1st time. Then everyone was coming to me to translate his English into English! LOL
to top ^Comment from ppantherp
Yup, got to love those dialects!
Norfolk: "Ear go cheer hoh.", or "Ha yer got a loite bouy?"///
There was a great little book written a few years back-by a famous TV presenter. It was called "Larn yarsel Gerordie"("Teach yourself Geordie")///--
There was also a great anecdote circulating about 20 years ago, (before they built the Toyota car plant in North East!)-----///
A posh management consultant from London was on assignment at the shipyards in Newcastle/Wallsend.
After only 2 days he wrote an urgent memo to his HQ in London: 'I am very worried that there may be union strike action here at any time. I suspect that they are employing Japanese workers here. Yesterday I heard them talking in Japanese, one man said "Hoi yer ammer ower ere." ' (Translation: "Throw your hammer over here"!)
to top ^Comment from Special Operations Executive
Try the Cockney" It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide".Or a bit of Strine:"Where's me China Plate?" By the joey blake!
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SOE--1) "I'm going home to see my friend at my house."
2) "get away with you--man" (Don't quite know where the 'barrar is from?! & Geordie's always add a 'Man' at end of a sentence!))
Dameon--you have a point m8, but I always wondered why you Yanks took out the 'U' and put a 'W' in middle of 'JagUar'?! -lol!
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And they say us Americans were the downfall of the English language ;-D
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1st one:I'm going home to see my mate at our house!2nd:Get away with you brother!
to top ^Comment from ppantherp
SOE, 'close but no prize'!
"Hadda wey wi yer barrar" is another great one!
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Oyez ppp, does that translate as "I'm going home to see my mate at the whorehouse"?
to top ^Comment from ppantherp
Dameon, "howey man, ye gannin staits though but?!"
That was 'Gorrdie' --just to confuse you even more!!
Seriously though, 'sotherners/UK cannot even understand geordies when they start taking, especially fast! There are quite a few Scandinavian words in the dialect. e.g. 'gannin = going', 'hame = home' 'marrar = mate/friend'
i.e. "Am gannin hame te see me marrar at wor hoose."
Good luck with the translation! lol
to top ^Comment from Dameon
I still like #3849 better.
to top ^Comment from dameon
Okay - someone has got to start translating the Queen's English for me ;-D.
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Jock,she doesn't speak Jockinese, only the Queen's English,(with Russian accent)so ye'll hae tae just toss your caber instead and wash your haggis down wi' a large dram o' Drambuie!This is the hottest chick that's been on here in a long time.So I will kindly let her ride my caber while your tossing yours!!I'll be thinking of ye - NOT!!
to top ^Comment from kitzell5
aye ... tho callin these stupid loaded guys dumb is bein kind methinks. more money than sense my mum would say if she was still alive. course, she is a cutie. an john 42, nope ur outa luck m8y, she's the next Mrs kitzel :P
to top ^Comment from Dameon
As I was saying - DUMB - with capital letters.
to top ^Comment from Roamer
http://www.merrydating.com/profile.php?pid=78720
to top ^Comment from Dameon
No comment.
to top ^Comment from John42
Dam hot whoever she is I think I am in love.Could she be the next Mrs.John 42 Dameon.
to top ^Comment from tom
ethan,you are so right,far too many men still falling into their traps.
to top ^Comment from ethan
I agree with that, there are way too many men out there sending money to photos and those dumb-ass form letters. I just don't understand how so many guys correspond with form letters for months, never have any questions answered, etc and still send money. Is the desire for some hot, foreign poontang so great that it is worth thousands of dollars?? WAKE UP FOLKS.....If you can't pull hot ass at home, you're not gettin any anywhere else either.....
to top ^Comment from Dameon
Yeah - clearly it seems that men are the dumbest species known. Guys keep falling or this chit - it amazes me. Hot chick - I have to admit that.
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