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Y O U....... HAHAHAHAHA..GOMER
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Yuo should have told the scammer that you only give out certain information when your screaming in ecstasy while being pleased by 3 different women.....You would be surprised at their replies....hahahaha.....
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What do you call a Nigerian with a sheet of corrugated tin? A house owner....Now what do you call the same Nigerian with three sheets of corrugated tin? A landlord....
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A fool and his money.
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Latest scam pathetic attempt.Details below-+ my reply. Feel free to wind this bastard up-his email is-- ericjorgeson@rocketmail.com : "From Mr. Eric Jorgeson
Hello Friend, I am Mr. Eric Jorgeson, the director of account/audit department in the BANCO SANTANDER BANK in Madrid Spain. I got your contact from a Yahoo Tourist Search When I was searching for a foreign partner. I assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity when I prayed to the Almighty about you. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $22,000.000.00 million US Dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer Mr. Alan Williams, A British National who died along with his entire family in (20 Oct 2005) in a plane crash. As followed in this link http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/tanzania/1501084/Tycoon-dies-with-family-in-Tanzania-safari-plane-crash.html
Since I got the information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and I cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner since I am from this country. I agree to offer you 45% of the total sum as foreign partner in respect to the provision of an account, 55% will be for me while we both will take care of the expenses incur during process of the transfer.
There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by email the text of the application which you fill and send to our bank. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to move very smoothly into the account you will provide to the bank. Don't hesitate to furnish me with your private telephone for easy and effective communication. Also send me your personal information as followed ,
THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL : ericjorgeson@rocketmail.com
(1) Your full names
(2) Your age and occupation
(3) Your nationality
(4) Your private telephones for easy communication
(5) A copy of your international passport or recent photo for me to know you in person.
Anxiously waiting for your urgent response Thanks and God bless.
Mr. Eric Jorgeson
>>> My response: "Dear Mr Jorgeson,
Regarding this offer to assist in money transfer and share 45% of the monies, I am interested.
However, I need to know that YOU are genuine, before I give you my personal information..
I am sure you understand my caution.
So, before we proceed further, please send me your photo.
But... not just 'any photo'
The photo needs to be as follows: you, standing, on one leg, with a sign in one hand stating-'I am a member of the Raving Loony Party', and in other hand a bowl of custard. I the bowl of custard, you must place your dick. Then state: "I am fuckin discustard."
When I have received this specific photo, I shall commence our transactions.
Regards, John Thomas"
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