Comment from marcofalanga@hot
Well, qutz is her Ukrainian boyriend who's name is Igor and with whom Maria has been double crossing me and a few other foreingers. The poor chap believes Maria all lies and he does not realize that she is a borderline person. Hmm, the lesson will be quite hart but I gues he deserves it!
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Marco are you an impotent?
to top ^Comment from Mycroft Holmes
Gee qutz, that was a little nasty, what!!?
to top ^Comment from qurtz
Marco are you an impotent?
to top ^Comment from Roamer Holmes
Another thing Mycroft, remember to have a good hose....You wouldn't want to overheat with a premature leak!!! But when all else fails, I guess that a good roll of duck tape would be indispensible...
to top ^Comment from Mycroft Holmes
No Roamer old chap, they are cloth, and when this model was purchased new, one was provided with a set of travel bags in matching cloth, so that one could always tell where ones bags belonged. Actually, one has just emerged out from beneath one's FIAT, having fixed the electrical (charging) system. When one was trained on Grumman Tracker, one can fix just about anything
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Just remember one thing my good fellow Mycroft, When offering her a seat, just make sure that you apply plenty of krazy glu and make sure that she fastens her seatbelt!!! You wouldn't want her sliding of her seat and hurting herself.....Are those leather seats on the Fiat???
to top ^Comment from Mycroft Holmes
all I can say, and this is quite elementary, is that as long as I have a face, she will not want for a seat
to top ^Comment from Prince Charles
I want to be reincarnated as her tampon.
to top ^Comment from Wayne
I want to come back in my next life as her bikini.
to top ^Comment from Dameon
Well, I wish some foreigner would finance her trip to NYC to come see me.
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