Comment from Wombat
Oh, those funkenwagnals...now I remember.Ummmm, I always thought that they were referring to Goldie, as I thought her surname must have been Wagnal in real life,not Horne!! :)
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Damnit Man I think you have gotten it!!!!!! I just dont know if I can stop laughing, your the best......And I really couldnt care about his breath, because I aint ever getting that close to find out.....Boy oh Boy , Im gonna be smiling all day now.......Also there is a brand of pipe cleaners that are called Medico.....You dont go that way now !!!!!! you are spoken for....The old Rowan and Martin laugh-in shows used to say to look it up in your Funk &Wagnals....(Reference Books).....
to top ^Comment from Wombat-medico
In my f*kg what ? Oh,the internet tells me that it is the small circular muscle that controls my bladder outlet,and also another one ,in my lower colon, at my anus. Is that the one? I have never seen it !! Oooooh, now I get your drift,roamer....he has a constricted breath,right ?Si ?
to top ^Comment from Anonymousroamer
look it up in your funk and wagnals
to top ^Comment from Wombat
"you Sphincter Breath"...you sik 'em rex. Btw, what is that ?I can imagine that it's not pleasant.
to top ^Comment from roamer
So sorry I never f*cked a moron.....Im not queer.......And Samantha doesnt F*ck me .......We make LOVE....Ther is a difference anon, you Sphincter Breath.......
to top ^Comment from Dameon
Thank you Anon. I feel my life is now compete and I owe it all to your insightful comment. Boys, don't you all feel better now that Anon has set us straight?
to top ^Comment from Wombat
Yeah that seems fair comment, a moron needs a good root as well as an intelligent sheila,and some of the blokes here are not very fussy where they put it. However,you'd better leave Samantha out of that generalization ,if you know what's good for you.Heads up,roamer...sik 'em rex !!
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
you are all fucking morons
to top ^Comment from Wombat
Pat's what?
to top ^Comment from roamer
Aw she dont care after 16 years with this beast.....She does not hardly ever say f*ck she says FLIPPIN when shes upset and mad......Who ???? PATS ??????No friggin way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to top ^Comment from Dameon
J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets!!!!!!!!! Goodnight Johnboy - it is time to shut the lights on Waltons mountain
to top ^Comment from Mike
I agree with Dameon......keep the vulgarity to a minimum. Use only one syllable words. :) Go Pats!
to top ^Comment from Dameon
I think if Samantha has lived with Roamer, oh these many years, she has heard a bad word or two. But let's keep the vulgarity to a minimum.
to top ^Comment from Mike
And that means we will have to clean up the language.....there's a new house mother in town.
to top ^Comment from Samantha
Thank You Dameon.
to top ^Comment from Dameon
We welcome your better and more beautiful half. We all look forward to her comments. This site needs a bit more estrogen added to it !;-)
to top ^Comment from ROAMER & SAMANTHA
Well I guess that didnt hurt too bad.......Thanks for writing back to my old lady, now she even feels better knowing that shes been included in our dialogs.......She comments saying that if Dameon wasnt teasing you that he probably is really intrigued with you, so much so that you probably are a Goddess.....Hey Wombat, I already told you before that I try to shine those apples real good......HAHA.....
to top ^Comment from Dameon
Teasin & Pleasin - thats my motto :-) I just call it as I see it.
to top ^Comment from Big Sister
And Dameon, stop teasing me....:))( as for "GODDESS" )
to top ^Comment from Big Sister
Hi Samantha and Roamer, nice to meet you:)) I am not tall, I am of middle height ( if it so important to you and to the rest of the guys :)) my eyes are gray, my favourite colour is black, I like food of different countries, but most of all Ukrainian one:)) as for the rest I will tell you later..ok? :))
to top ^Comment from Dameon
Nothing to do with that mate. I think it really was Roamer's better half. At least that is what I read from Roamer's following comment.
to top ^Comment from Wombatito
Crikey,what a bunch of apple polishers. Oh Dameon, your fingerprints are all over that particular comment..ya can't fool us mate !! :)
to top ^Comment from massromantic
Fine red wine BigSis? I'm intrigued.
to top ^Comment from Dameon
Hi Samantha - welcome to the show. I hope you are keeping the Roamer in-line. As for Big Sis, there is only one word to describe her - "GODDESS" :-)
to top ^Comment from Dameon
I had nothing to do with that comment.
to top ^Comment from Ken
Picture #7 is known as the Russian fart release. She makes a sexy pose and then farts in your face!
to top ^Comment from massromantic
Hmm she's not all that bad. I would mount her on my mantle piece any time. (Pun intended)
to top ^Comment from roamer
Man am I ever screwed now,I did not think that my old lady would write that sh*t.......Sorry Sis ,But I have to imagine you as best I can........See what happens when you leave for a few minutes......Man, she cant keep anything personal........
to top ^Comment from Samantha
Hello, Hi Big Sis,My husband has got this impression in his mind that you are taller than me. He says that he thinks that you are five foot eight inches tall and that you weigh one hundred and thirty five pounds and have dark brown hair with brown eyes.He also thinks that purple is your favorite color and that you just adore the smell of Chanel number five. he thinks that your favorite food is Italian and that when you drink that you have a glass of fine red wine.I told him that he was wrong.Is he even close?Oh by the way I think that you would be good for Dameon.He seems to be a good man.
to top ^Comment from Dameon
Big Sis is here - Now I am a happy puppy.
Got you Roamer - I am so dense sometimes.
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
CRIKEY!!!!!! UGLY!!!!!!!!!CRIKEY!!!!!
to top ^Comment from Big Sister
Sorry, Roamer, I can't say anything new about scammers...their phrases are as old as the world but still a lot of guys are trapped...
to top ^Comment from roamer the new sage
Those Ivans, Well dont get me started..The E-Mail address for her starts ---LOOZOR---Alias loser-
to top ^Comment from Dameon
Hey Mike - I think she is crawling over to Wombat in pic #7. Roamer - I am missing the thing with the e-mail address. I haven't had my morning JD yet.
to top ^Comment from ROAMER & SAMANTHA
This one is Butt F*ck Ugly.....Boris is trying to be queer using that e-mail address....I interpret it as saying loser.....Which we are NOT......Big Sis you have been dealing with these assholes longer than me, and analyzing these scammers and I would like to know if they have certain pattern or sayings that would help out the new guys??? Besides asking for the money.....
to top ^Comment from Mike
Report her to Yahoo so they can shut down her account. That will throw a monkey wrench into her operation for a little while. And what the hell is it with that pose in pic #7?
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