Comment from ONE OF GOD'S CHILDREN, HIS DESCIPLE & FORGIGIVEN S
THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL GET FOR BEING FAGOTS!!! DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT'S AGAINST GOD'S COMMANDS & THERE IS NO ROOM IN HEAVEN FOR HOMOSEXUALS!!! READ "I CORINTHIANS 9-20" IN THE NEW TESTAMENT. BUT CHRIST SUFFERED & DIED ON THE CROSS & WAS RESERECTED IN 3 DAYS FOR THOSE EVEN HOMOSEXUALS, "BUT ONLY IF YOU TURN FROM YOU SIN & SIN NO MORE, IN OTHER WORDS HAVE NO MORE HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITIES" & ADMIT YOU ARE A SINNER & ASK JESUS CHRIST INTO YOUR LIFE & BE YOUR SAVIOR & FOLLOW HIS WILL & DO HIS WORK!!! REPENT!!!
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Looks like he has AIDS This guy is a real winnie and couldn' whip his way through a wet kleenex. What a pussy boy this one is. HA!!!!
to top ^Comment from Murry Muffendiver
Or like the Indian Chief that explained how he chose names for the children born in the village: "I see eagle in sky, and baby born, baby name is 'Soaring Eagle' or I see deer, baby name is 'Running Stag'" "But tell me, why this sudden interest in names Two Dogs F*#k?"
to top ^Comment from Quillip Queen
I want to meet Ivan! He is my type!
to top ^Comment from Won Long Cok
Great new names.... it is great to
have a laugh..... I wonder how many more funny names we can come
up with.... I have a daughter...
her name is.... Suk Mi Cok....
So when you talk to you her you
say.... "Hello ... Suk Mi Cok"
and her reply is.... " yes sir"
to top ^Comment from Plenty O'Pussy
Now I am reminded of the day Woody Allen went public with the 'wonderful' news that he was banging his adopted daughter. Callers to a radio station in NYC were suggesting new names for Soo Yee. The 2 best were "Lick Sum Jew" and "Screw Sum Smuck".
to top ^Comment from Huge Anus
To ... Red Ruffnsore ... great name
and glad you like all the jokes.
to top ^Comment from Red Ruffnsore
ah.....you see.....these are what are called 'jokes'
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
This is not a gay boy dating service ..... so go bum yourself.
to top ^Comment from Hugh G. Rection
hey Bummer....let's hook up!
to top ^Comment from A. Bummer. ( anon 1 ) ( anal 1 )
Back in men's clothing again.....????? Who me....????
Never I like to be gay too much....
you would never catch me in mens
clothes.......ps......
anon 1 anal 1 is not a football
score..... I wonder if Alex watched
The Ukraine thrash those arabs today....????? I bet he is into that....... and mounting cammels...
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hey....it can happen to anyone...it could even happen to you....whatever, it is nice to see you back in men's clothing again...
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
WOT.... no more gay jokes......
where have all you funny guys gone.....??????? or even all you
gay guys gone... guess you are all
in bed with your boyfriends......
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
He may be off tomorrow. It is said it will be high winds. With ears like what he has he will off like a shot.
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Good reference....talk to the hand...Dr. S. is a classic Cold War black comedy. I think it was made during the Kennedy Administration
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
Dr Strangelove...???
Not seen that one yet...
What is it about...???
I have seen The Terminator...
" I want your clothes, your boots
and your motor cycle" I wonder
if Alex wears leathers...???
He looks the type... ;-O
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Remember one of the last scenes in Dr. Strangelove? The good doctor (Peter Sellers)was explaining to the sex crazy general (George C. Scott) why the temporary abandonment of the traditional monogamous relationship - at least as far as men were concerned - was a sacrifice that would have to be made for the good of the human race. So...yes, it is our burden to service all of the women that desire us...but let us embrace sexual equality...women to satisfy their desires for us, so we must submit to their advances. But...being bisexual does double one's chances of getting a date this Saturday (credit, Wood Allen).
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
About "Big Ben" ... well only the
English could name a clock tower
Big Ben... what actually happened
is when they named it they read the
plans wrong, they thought it said... "Cock Tower" ... so they
called it Big Ben... Hey anon I
also have a fantastic tight ass
and a fantastic slim waste and
all the girls like to slap my ass
when I walk passed... it is
terrible but I will live with it...
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Homophobic? Just because some yahoo does not like a joke, anyone who tells a joke is instantly branded a bigot. Nothing is sacred to me, the Pope, gays, Italians, Poles, Jews, Arabs....and even southpaws like myself. So do I have a self hate complex? Actually, the ladies really dig me because I have a great ass and a great waist. I know this to be fact! Gals are always commenting after I chat them up in a bar, where ever, "what an ass" and "what a waste". So....be jealous if you wish! I have it together!
to top ^Comment from A Gay Bishop"
The Pope is Gay anyway... :-O
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
Hey whats all this about gay
cowboys then...??? They even made a
film... I think it is called
"Bent Back Mountain" ... I always
look at the cowboy movies differently now... no wonder the
Indians chasted them everywhere...
Now I know why they called it...
"Raw Hide" and what about the film
"The Maginificent Seven" Is it
true they will make a sequel to
"Bent Back Mountain" and it is
going to be called "The Second
Cumming" ps... sorry if I upset
anyone... I had a really shitty
day at work... ha...ha... oh just thought... another good film...
"Shitty Shitty Bang Bang"
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
I can just imagine him giving instructions to a pilot....... "Hold it steady. Hold it steady. Touchdown. What a perfect entry". :)
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
Hello again... There must be a joke
about... A Gay Airport Control
Operator... anybody know one...???
I wonder if he also flies a plane..
He must really like it in the
cockpit...:-)
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
Well I had a good laugh reading
all your jokes... just what I needed after a hard day at work..
So lets have more please... :-)
I just thought, how does a gay man
fake an orgasm... he spits in the
middle of his gay friends back,,,
ha...ha... LOVE... James Bond 007
to top ^Comment from Mr Big Pwick
Nope. Two lesbians will not say "hey boy, how about joining us". Two bi sexuals might say it though.:) Been there. Done that. Got the teeshirt. :) Wots the difference between a priest and a zit? Answer. If you are a choir boy A zit doesn't cum on your face until when you are at least 16. :)
to top ^Comment from Straight Male
You know what is ridiculous - it's that if two lesbians came knocking on all of your doors and said, "hey boy , how about joining us", you would all get over your homophobia in a heartbeat.
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Ugh! Me think gay jokes heap big fun! I have a gay cousin. He is fully accepted within the family - and every time we draw a family tree we save the fruit section for him.
to top ^Comment from Mr Big Pwick
Can we have a "Roger and out" on the gay jokes. :)
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Gays prefer Cowboy and Indian films. Especially considering how skimpy the Indians dress, how they have long hair and have makeup on. :)
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
I had a gay friend who went to England during his holiday. He came back so upset! He thought that he deserved a refund because the travel brochure never mentioned that Big Ben is a clock!
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
No - who made you Pope of this Pundrity? Did you hear about the gay couple who were are the fragrance counter in the department store? One sniffed a perfume and asked the salesperson what is was call. "Come to Me" was the answer. So he asked his partner is it smelled like cum to him?
to top ^Comment from Straight male
Ok - you had your fun. Can we stop now.
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
What do you call a Gay Eskimo? Why, a snowblower of course!
to top ^Comment from A man who is not gay.
Gay Jokes... !!!!
What gay jokes...???
Only a gay man would mention they
are gay jokes and tell us all to
fucking grow up... just having
a bit of fun mate with a gay
scammer...
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Enough with the gay jokes now! Just f'n grow-up!
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
Yes I guess he will like movies
about Gladiators... his all time
favourite Gladiator is....
Maximus Bigus Thrustus Dickus...
He likes the size of his weapon...
James Bond 007
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
So...Alex...Do you like movies about Galdiators?
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
Oh yes... never noticed the size of his... Adams Apple... so I
guess he does actually swallow
then... :-)
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Not much chance of him dressing up as a drag queen. Seen the size of the Adams Apple!! I would go for he swallows. LOL.
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
Butt Packer ... Fudge Packer...
They are the same thing.. and
spit or swallow... probably he
does both... depending on how nice you are to him... Also ...
"The fudge packing gay scammer"...
I am sure this is a play by
Will Shakespeare written 1616...
That is the year... and not the
time... LOL ... :-)
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
Fudge packer!!!!! Is it not Butt Packer?????
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
So....Alex.....have you ever been in a Ukrainian prison?"
to top ^Comment from James Bond 007
What...!!! :-O
A Gay Scammer...???
What ever next...???
I hope I never find a gay scammer
on the internet...LOL... :- )
The words... Fudge Packer come to
mind.
to top ^Comment from Mike
He's baaaaaack. I think he's stuffing his shorts. lol
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
So we take it he is a butt buster. :=)
to top ^Comment from Anonymous
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. Pork sword, that is.
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